Survivor Poop

When you go poop and wipe and stand up because you think you're done, but you realize you have one more poop left. You sit back down poop out one last turd and wipe and when you stand up you look in the bowl and second turd is resting on first wipes TP like a raft, and he's trying to float away.

I just had a wicked survivor poop and a dingle-berry fell off and plopped right next to it like Wilson!

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