sus battle(s)

A sus battle is when you and a friend both say the most sus or gay thing you can think of. After you and your friend both say your sus speech you have a third party choose the winner

Friend one: I would tape a picture of your face to my wall then kiss the picture and call it daddy
Friend two: If me and you were ever alone in a room I would smack your face over and over until you moaned out my name and started crying because you love me so much
Third party: Sorry, friend one but friend two was just more sus than you, he wins the sus battle(s)

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