Susej Dog

Susej Dog is the old testement spelling of 'Sausage Dog'. The great and all might Sausage Dog is the true creator. He is the only real diety, and quite a lazy one at that. Quite long too.
Texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form 'Jesus' and 'God', which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.

Tyler: "If you could fight one diety, who would it be?"
Narrator: "Sausage Dog."
Tyler: "Good answer."

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Susej Dog

Aleister Crowley and Anton Lavey's way for referencing Jesus Christ

Crowley: Ew wollof s'yevaL yaw fo gnikaeps sdrawkcab, taht sedulcni gnignahc 'Jesus Christ' otni suseJ doG

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Susej Dog

Jesus and god backwards creates ONE HELLL OF A MIND BLOWING EXPERIENCE DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Its pronounced Sausage Dog

Dude did you know that susej dogs areholy

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