swagga fuck

verb.

1. the act of attempting to make oneself seem better than they actually are

2. buying too much of a staple of clothing to be "in" or as an attempt to get fucked by the ladies (or men, if you're gay - no disrespect)

Jon: Yo dude, Dylan just swagga fucked me in this text.
Dude: Whatchu mean?
Jon: he said "I am proceeding onward to the repository."
Dude: What the fuck? He totally just went on thesaurus.com and swagga fucked that whole sentence.

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Maurese: i be rockin' the skinnies mayn
Corey: those are so two weeks ago
Maurese: shit I just bought 12 pairs of these

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