swallowed the hog

when a gal gives ya head

Chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 AM??
Chap 2: I've come with the best news regarding the woman I've been courting!
Chap 1: Wot then??
Chap 2: she's swallowed the hog!!
Chap 1: you slimy bastard! congrats!

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