swamp arse

A description of the sweatiness of an arse crack in a period of warm weather.

English variation of swamp anus - possibly makes more sense.

Oh dear, I think I will need a shower before I go out, I have a touch of swamp arse.

To reduce the swampiness of swamp arse liberally apply talc to the affected area.

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swamp arse

A combination of sweat in the arse crack and not wiping properly makes for swamp mud texture in the bunghole.

I had a bad chilli lastnight and combine that with the humidity today,i am getting a bad case of swamp arse.

Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp

It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse

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