swamp crack

the next stage from GIG BUTT.

its profound and unstoppable sweating and soreness and seapage from the anul passage.

the only temporary cure is a shower head turned to cold setting.

even after numerous COURTESY WIPES, there is still excess SEAPAGE and soreness which in turn developes into SWAMP CRACK.

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swamp crack

The condition of your ass crack when you haven't wiped completely and your behind is moist, causing itching or rash.

Person #1: "My ass crack is moist and itchy."
Person #2: "Sounds like a case of swamp crack."

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swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

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