swamp hunting

The act of going out to a social gathering, such as a bar or club, and hunting for a swamp donkey or swamp rat to take home for sexual pleasures.

Last night, Steve and I went swamp hunting. We took home a couple swamp donkeys to the crib. The smell was unbearable. I don’t think I’m getting that smell of Swamp off for weeks.

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud