swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

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swamp water

n. A slang term most commonly used by American football players to describe the combination of lemon-lime flavored Gatorade with grape flavored Gatorade, forming a savory yet unsettling dark green mixture. Often a favorite beverage amongst tight ends. Most effective during early September.

Jimmy Paschal, a tall and fast tight end, enjoyed a savory cup of swamp water as the early September sun beckoned down on his scalp.

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swamp water

The water provided to clean one's window at a gas station.

I couldn't see out of my windshield, so I scrubbed it with swamp water - unfortunately it didn't make it much better.

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swamp water

n: liquid that violently evacuates the rectum while one suffers from diarrhea.

i filled the toiletbowl with swamp water after gnoshing a savagely hot curry from two fat indians.

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Winchester Swamp Water

This is a slang term for the beverage, "Ale-8." Bottled in Winchester KY, the name refers to the suspicious-looking color and consistency of the soda.

I'm thirsty, will you get me some Winchester Swamp Water?

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louisiana swamp water

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.

It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.

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sux swamp water

very bad, terrible, ugly

"hey bro you like my new hood scoop?"

"Nah bro that sux swamp water"

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