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The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.
'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'
'But it's only Tuesday!'
'What's your point?'
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A small stupid town in Ohio that is full of nasty food and druggies. There is no entertainment what so ever here so if you want to do something fun you have to drive at least 10 minutes away. The only thing that most kids do here is go to there dumb ass bowling alley
“Hey where do you live?”
“Swanton, Ohio”
“Well I’ve never heard of that place”
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A small boring town that everyone who lives here hates.
1-I hate where I live it is the most terrible place ever!
2-Where do you live?
1-Swanton
2-OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY!!
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A form of gay sex that involves one man licking another mans sweaty, hairy anus usually after a workout or high energy activity.
Oh my god Bill, you'll never believe it, Ronny asked me to give him a swanton and it was so disgusting I almost vomited, at least he came on my face after.
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The shitiest town in the planet, with only a house of games for entertainment.
Person 1: hey you wanna go to swanton?
Person 2: Fuck NO!!! swanton sucks ballz..
Person: tru dat, tru dat..
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the worst place ever. no one wants to live there.
Person1: lets go to swanton.
Person2: no. theres nothing to do.
Person1: damn that place must suck.
Person2: yes it does.
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When you launch pad, bounce or rift onto someone and shot gun them. TFUE classic
"Finna swanton bomb this default lookin ass"
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