(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.
I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.
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Another term for an uncircumsized penis
Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."
Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"
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To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.
Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.
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An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.
Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!