Sweaty bedwars player

A player that has not seen the sun in 10 years, generates at least 2 buckets worth of sweat a day and probably uber eats kfc for every meals
Some of their abilities include: placing blocks at a mindboggling rate of 10 blocks/sec, hitting you with their swords from 7 block away, incredible knockback with each swings, 1 vs 4 your team while only losing 2 hearts, rushes other bases in the first 30 seconds, fully equip diamond armors after 2 minutes and the list goes on

They probably have no real life skills or achievements

"Wow look at that sweaty bedwars player beating every other teams by himself, I bet he doesnt touch grass
And why does he have MVP+, like imagine paying money top have your name blue"