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When your girl comes home after the gym and wants you to go down on her but it smells like old fish soup and dead cats.
My girlfriend made me take a trip to munchtown and I can't get the smell of sweaty pie out of my beard!
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When you accidentally spell sweetie pie wrong and call your spouse it for the last 10 YEARS!!
That's great news sweatie pie. Don't check my armpits