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The act of pulling your gilfriend's tampon string out of her bloody vagina with your teeth like a fish biting a hook, and then slapping your gilfriend in the face with the bloody tampon with it still in your teeth.
Jimmy: Wow samantha your face is really red!
Samantha: Yeah because Robert did some swedish fishing last night
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Soft and chewy candy with flavor that lasts from head to tail.
I would like some Swedish Fish right now, but not as much as I'm fiending some Erin.
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A synonym of the word best. The best thing ever.
Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!
Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?
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A delcious fruity red candy
Unless your named ben and live in new york. Then its a real fish.
Normal Perosn says," Get me some swedish fish to eat for the movie."
Ben says, " Did you see how fast that swedish fish swam?"
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A sweet, gummy, red-fish shaped candy - that while not known by all - are actually Satan's bullets - for there devilish, pain that they leave when someone is pelted with one of these candies, crafted only by the deep boughs of firey hell, where Lucifer creates such torturous "candies"
"AAAH" Andrew cried out, as Sam threw a swedish fish on his bare leg, causing a red, stinging welt, that barely resembled a fish.
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A prime example of the Swedish spirit. To make so much, with so little. Red candies with one singular taste, that never the less remain absolutely delicious from start to finish. Seriously, I'd eat a Swedish bitches herps if she told me they were Swedish Fish.
"Go grab me some Swedish Fish, you fuckin' prick."
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