Sweeping it under the rug

When lying in bed rubbing one out and you blow your load onto your partner's back, then proceed to pull down their shirt like nothing happened.

Hopefully I'm at work when my girlfriend finds out I was sweeping it under the rug.

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sweep something under the rug

An idiom which means: to hide something, usually embarrassing, from others.

An example of "sweep something under the rug":

I'm not gonna sweep your mess under the rug, do it yourself!

The White House swept the president's scandal under the rug. past tense