Sweet Brown

A lady who escaped an apartment fire in Oklahoma City. When interviewed by Channel 4 news, she recalls what happened, "Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said 'Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire'. Then I ran out, I didn't grab any shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me; I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?"

Sweet Brown: I gotta go get me a cold pop.
Friend: Watch out! Oklahoma City has them apartment fires everywhere.
Sweet Brown: Oh Lord Jesus, I done did it! I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?

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sweet brown cash

poop, fecal matter, dumpzinni, crap justice

damn ej that sweet brown cash is streakin up the toilet bowl.

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Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.

I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!