Swim Bitch

"Swim Bitch." refers to a saying "Sink or swim" meaning that whatever you are doing you can fail and sink or you can swim and make it, telling someone to "Swim Bitch" is telling them to do it with unaffection or an uncaring way.

Used when someone is telling you something that they feel is hard but you don't care while telling them to just do it already.
Using the phrase goes both ways and can be used in a friendly manner only if you have that sense of humor to tell them to do it while them being your playful friend. to be used as a more urban slang to Nike's ,"Just Do it."

"Hey it's been hard trying to save up and do this thing I want but all thes other things keep coming up making it even harder to do." rather then saying "Just do it." you can tell them to "Swim Bitch"

"swim bitch get it done."
"I don't care what you have to do after all that, swim bitch"
"nows the time, swim bitch"

Swim Team Bitch

A girl that is or has been on a swim team that thinks she is the shit and makes sure everyone knows it; displays attitude and an uncalled for opinion on everything; swim team bitchiness diminishes attractiveness; often used as a password to enter the lower locker room door; destroys self esteem of anyone within 15 yards of them while doing this they also convert other girls to being swim team bitches; display self contradicting characteristics; at any one time there is always a queen of the swim team bitches the queen directs the bitches and tells them where they go and where to bitch for that day all lower class bitches follow her and dare not question her authority for she is the devourer of worlds and souls; once a girl has been converted to swim team bitch all hope is lost for them and you should abandon all dreams you ever had that included them(once a swim team bitch always a swim team bitch); keep swim team bitches apart for if they congregate in any one area for two long of a time their power will increase exponentially and nothing shall stop them in their quest to be bitches

A conversation between you and your friend. A swim team bitch will butt in and tell you to stop.

Practice for boys swim team 3:20 PM.
Knock on the locker room door.
Person 1:What's the password?
Person 2: Swim Team Bitch.
Person 1: You may enter.

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Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog