Swine Fever

It is the irresistible attraction to rather large greasy women. Usually they consist of multiple chins, kankles, cellulite, and just overall fat.

Andy-Dude why don't we ever hang out with Chris

Jon-Didn't you hear? He's got that Swine Fever.

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Swine Fever

The Reaction you have when you hear about the Swine Flu in your town/school/state. And False panic and adrenaline rush that comes over you in hope for a school closing or cancellation.

very contagious among young teenagers and parents.
There is no cure for swine fever except if a smarter person slaps you across the face and explains the facts of the flu to you.

Kid 1: did you hear that Jerry in Warfield County has "The Swine?"

Kid 2: NO OMFG (the first case of Swine Fever)

kid 3: SO THEY MIGHT CLOSE THE SCHOOL!!!!

(continued)

kid 1345: did you hear that jerry from mrs. Wally's Class has the flu?

kid 1346: no im going home to tell my mommy!!!!

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Swine Fever

Sexually transmitted disease (STD), know by the medical term Trichomoniasis that is running rampant in the dance club scene. This is a new STD and most people have never heard of it or can't pronounce it so it is commonly called Trichinosis. Trichinosis is cause by eating raw pork and is not a STD.

The disease is nicknamed "Swine Fever" or on the club scene "Pig Disease" for the close resemblance in the name of the two diseases.

Joe, "Dude that girl I took home the other night had a pig nose and did a mud slide on the way home in the rain. She was weird."

James, "She definitely has Swine Fever, you better get tested quick before you get Pig Disease."

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Swine Flu Fever

Having a romantic obsession with people of the Mexican race.

Guy1: "I want myself a little latina mamacita!!:

Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"

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