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Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.
Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.
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A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
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the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
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A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
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"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
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