swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.

Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"