Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.

Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9

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Mutants at table 9

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

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