table rocked

The sickness one acquires after eating anything, no matter how safe it seems... at table rock cafe at boise state campus.

Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit.

Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.

"Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I was getting table rocked."
"What's wrong bay? are you table rocked?"

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coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.

-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.

Times Tables Rock Stars

Times Tables Rock Stars is a popular game which evolved in England and helps you learneed stupid times tables which no one cares about. Sorry rock heros.

I like Times Tables Rock Stars.

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