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The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.
Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.
Matt: Fine, whatever.
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the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal
Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."
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