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A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.
Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.
Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?
Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.
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A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.
Oh, John? Yeah, I've played table tennis with him a few times, if you know what I mean.
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Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.
Who wants to play table tennis with me?
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A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.
Let's go play some table tennis volleyball, it's awesome!
When you pass a girl around but she gets tired.
"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."
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Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".
Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .
La' Foul: Wow who won?
Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*
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