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Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.
Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling
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A very kinky sexual act. Taco Belling consists of strapping a cow bell to a womans taco and fucking her in the ass. To get the perfect Taco Belling experience, make sure your dick is between 7 and 19 inches long. When done right, the woman should moo like a cow and shake her ass around sounding the cow bell.
Dude I was totally Taco Belling with my girlfriend last night!
When I was Taco Belling with this hot milf she started mooing like a cow and sounded her bell with satisfaction!
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cheap alternative to laxatives
when you are constipated but broke get your ass to taco bell
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What to eat if you want to turn your ass into Mount St.Helens. Why mount St.Helens you ask? Because it turns your shit into liquid explosive that blasts out your asshole at such high speeds it will take out anything in its path. It has been said that taco bell shits can literally blow the toilet right out from under you. The feeling that results from this shit volcano is a burning asshole that feels like it has been ripped apart.
The following steps are what lead to the explosion.
1.Go to Taco Bell and order a grilled stuffed burrito.
2.Leave Taco Bell full and feeling rather shitty.
3.Get home and start to feeling the rumbling stomach the represents the earthquake before the volcano.
4.Run to the bathroom desperately clinching you buttcheeks together.
5.Get to toilet sit down.
6.EXPLODE SHIT all over your toilet bowl, ass cheeks, and nut sack.
7.Wipe your ass extra well, and possibly follow with a shower.
I ate Taco Bell, and an hour later my ass erupted into a violent explosion splattering shit in every direction onto my toilet bowl.
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a place to go to steal wet floor signs
hey lets go to taco bell i need a new wet floor sign
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The beginnings of explosive diarrhea.
"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."
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A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.
Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!
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