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An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.
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When your penis is so small it looks like a vagina.
Mr. May, you got a taco dick!!
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putting a dick in the girls nose till she snots all over it
yo i just rican taco dicked this chick last night
What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.
Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.
Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.
Devin: Oh..ok tight.
The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.
Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!
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I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.
Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.
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