Taconic High School

a sad airport looking high school with nothing but violence and homophobia, but it's better than Pittsfield High School.

all the students do is smoke weed in the bathroom, sell drugs on campus, gossip, and bash each others' faces in.

the one thing that's cool is the chicken patties, those slap

"hey, do you go to Taconic High School?"
"-yeah, why?"

"how many fights did you see today?"

"-about 13"

"during the entire day?"
"-no, all before second period even started."

13👍 3👎

Taconic Hills High School

A small school in bumblefuck nowhere where the only thing worse than the sports there are the bathrooms or the teachers they’re so desperate to hire.

Yo Jack, did you hear Taconic Hills High School won a football game?
No against who?
April Fools.