Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

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tainted taint

The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."

He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."

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taint

A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.

Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!

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Taint

Perineum

The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.

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Taint

That space between your balls and your asshole

My taint smells funny

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Taint

the skin inbetween the anus and the balls or vagina

i just licked her taint

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taint

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."

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