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Take a Ted Cruz

When you go on vacation right when your job needs you the most

Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to CancΓΊn when snow storms devastated Texas.

"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."

by Texas Caveman February 19, 2021

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Take a Ted Cruz

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.

Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.

by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021

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