Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.

When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.

take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.