take the cock to

1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'

'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.

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Taking a cock

When someone takes a cock they are laying down with nothing to support them except for their penis

Hey look denis is taking a cock

take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"

Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."

Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"