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taking a fuck

When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.

Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.

by Hurricane Irma November 23, 2017


take a fucking sip, babes

โ€œTake a Fucking Sip, Babesโ€ is a an expression referencing an image of Kermit the Frog sipping a mug of tea, which is typically used to patronizingly indicate that someone is ignorant or naive

take a fucking sip, babes

by givemtejdjk April 28, 2017

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Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016

"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"

by catchinggold October 5, 2018


joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

by pancho sancho June 5, 2010

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take a flying fuck

An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.

"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"

by Midnight Assassin November 27, 2015

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Taking me the fuck out

When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.

Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.

This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.

That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.

by Carmen Winstead March 4, 2022

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Take a wild fucking guess

Remark used when someone asks a question about something especially when it's really stupid.

Dumbass: What's wrong?
*Looks around the destroyed city*
Guy: What's wrong? Take a wild fucking guess.

by Thaddian June 28, 2015

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