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On the 29th of October it’s national tall people day. The day the SHORT people get to bully tall people back :) on this day the short people get to kick or punch the tall people :)).
You: *kicks*
Them: what was that for
You: haha it’s tall people day
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March 2nd, the exact opposite of Sept. 2nd (aka short people day.) On tall people day, anyone over 5'9" gets $5.
P. 1: oh wow, on Sept. 2nd I got $5 because it was short people day! Bet that must suck for you, seeing as how you're tall.
P. 2: oh, you must not have heard of tall person day! March 2nd, 6 months after Sept. 2nd, is Tall People Day! Tall people get $5!
P. 1: I hadn't heard of that! How interesting!
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Fling tall people day is celebrated by none so celebrate it.
it's celebrated on Decemeber 11
Joy: OMG! Its fling tall people day!
Neutral: it's fling tall people day.
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A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
I can’t wait for National tall people day!
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Annoy all your tall friends no matter what it takes!
“Eyo, yk what days today?!”
“Annoy tall people dayyy”
On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences
Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
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In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.
"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"
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