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When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.
Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.
The Number 1 and most badass steam engine in the whole fucking world.
I'm dating Thomas The Tank Engine.
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a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor
i watched Thomas the tank engine!
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The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.
"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."
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"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"
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A dope ass mothafuckin train. Many people ship him with Percy, that one green twink engine.
"Bro, that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine was lit af."
" Yeah nigga it was danker than my kush. "
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you put a baseball bat into a girls ass and make her make a revvvving noise as you pull it in and out in a twisting motion
wow, you gave that slut a twisted tank engine
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