Taquitophobia

Taquitophobia TaH-Kee-tōh-foh-bee-uh is the anxiety disorder defined by a persistent and excessive fear of thinking that your love for forbidden taquitos is looked down upon by others.

It is commonly misused when referencing "Taquitotardation", or the Neurodevelopmental Disorder of not being able to recognize some things (brands) are better than others.

Wrong example "Wow, I see the taquitophobia train must have actually left long ago. I can tell there is no hope of taquito unity here in this discord, and I was lead to believe this would be a community where all taquitos were treated as equals."