tard bar

when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.

dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

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bar tarded

the act in which a human takes xanax and gets bar tarded

bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"

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bar tard

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.

Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.

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Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.

Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.