Taxes

The legal form of stealing.

How come if I steal its called robbery and if the federal government steals its called "taxes."

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tax

expensive, overpriced

"15 dollars for a burger? that's tax."
"Going out in this city is always tax."

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Taxing

To raise the cost of something way over the price.

They are taxing for the beers at the Marlin's game.

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Taxes

why I hate the government with all of my soul.

Plz fuck off, taxes!

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tax

Giving money you don't have to people you don't know for a program you don't believe in.

It's income tax time again. whoo. </sarc>

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Taxes

That thing you don't get taught about in school.

"What the hell are taxes."

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taxes

The other thing guaranteed in life besides death.

Death and taxes are two things you can not escape in this world. Believe me, I tried to escape both and now I am screwed.

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