Tax Break

When a business hires a mentally or physically handicapped person for good public relations and to get the government off their back.

Morgan: "We got a new tax break at work today...her name is Audrey"

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tax break

Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people.

politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."

middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"

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Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.