tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.

Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon

Tea Cake

A pastry, bread, or cake traditionally served with afternoon tea, that can be eaten with the fingers.

Millie: "My favorite kind of tea cake is the Victorian tea cake."
Sammie: "What is that?"
Millie: "A sort of a small, round sponge cake! It's delicious."

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Tea cake

A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God")

"He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"

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Tea cake

Someone who ate all the pies

fatty want a tea cake

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Bikers tea cake

A "bikers tea cake" is geordie for a head butt/nutt

Person 1: Don't offend anybody or you'll get a "bikers tea cake"
Person 2: What geordie twats
(Person 2 gets a geordie tea cake)

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Tea and fruit cake

Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).

Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.

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Tea Bagging Fruit Cake

A man who only teabags other men because he is homosexual and hoping somebody takes a lick

Wilma Fingerdo is such a tea bagging fruit cake