tea piss

Tea piss - a tea piss is where a mouthful of tea is spat out due to involuntary laughing at a funny joke or incident.

This term could evolve into other beverages.
E.g. coffee piss, coke piss etc.

"he heard the punch line of the joke and subsequently performed a tea piss, spraying the room with a fine mist of brown liquid and soaking his colleagues!"

Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea

Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea