Tea Stains

This is more of a color in regards to underwear. Usually a faded yellow or light rust color that was brought about by sweaty days, not scrubbing one's ass on a regular basis, etc.

Butch dropped his pants and revealed his tea stained briefs.

Goddamn it's a hot motherfucker today. We're all going to have tea stains.

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Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.

Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!

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