Tearing Cheek

To “tear cheek” is essentially the same as to “rip ass”, but designed for the more eloquent and less brutish of speakers.

“Richard, honey! I’m about to tear cheek, so you better come hither!”

“Dude, I just tore so bad.”

“I can smell that tear for miles!”

“I feel like tearing cheek today.”

Tear cheek

to run so fast, in so that your ass-cheeks pound at such a rate that they tear each other up

"The jockeys were coming for me, so I needed to tear cheek to the principals office for safety like a little bitch"

single tear left cheek

Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".

That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.

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