technified

To take a simple task and overly describe it unnecessarily.

Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?

technify

To make something sound or appear very technical in nature using so many technical terms that it is difficult to understand the request or message. Almost to the point of not making sense. Also: Technified

"That security engineer is seriously trying to technify his email to make himself sound smarter than he really is." or "That message was technified to the point it made no sense at all."

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