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Teddy Grahams

A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.

It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...

by Danny Peterson January 28, 2004

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teddy graham

A overpriced stupid cookie shaped like a goddamn bear.

"I can't get this fucking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with fucking superglue." Said Joe

by DavX0r September 26, 2003

50๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teddy Graham

Chubby white girl with a tan.

She's cute in the face but I don't mess with Teddy Graham's.

Black men love Teddy Graham's.

I got a Honey Graham but all of her friends are Teddy Graham's.

by Kaef Black October 3, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


teddy graham

verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff

or

verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door

When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.

by TeddyGraham March 9, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teddy Graham

A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.

"Hey Ned, have you seen the new Teddy Graham working at Whole Foods? Totally cute!"

by goatsbane June 16, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teddy Graham People

That thing when a guy has the stumpy arms, but with the belly.

I'm Sorry, what are Teddy Graham People?

by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010

76๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me in the teddy grahams

Speaks for itself.

terence: "im so hungry i could eat a bear"
Meghan: "ohh...fuck me in the teddy grahams. Blil, you just ate five minutes ago."...?

by Hairy S. Truman March 18, 2009

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