teen-pregnancy name

A name that's so bad that only a teenager would give it to a child without considering the effect on the child

Guy #1: I've got a date with Jyllyn Dakota Hunter Dunn tomorrow.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.

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