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teeny weenie

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.

by r-sizzle. January 28, 2017

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


teeny-weeny

(adjective)
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").

Did you see that teeny-weeny skirt on her?

by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

77πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Teeny Weeny

It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.

I have a Teeny Weeny

by D0xy August 27, 2020

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


teenie-weenie

An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."

by JAManCode October 1, 2010

40πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


teenie weenie

small shlong

β€œwow joey bierly has a teenie weenie”

by quke June 3, 2021


teenie weenie

What some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.

by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011

24πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž