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Tejeda

Last name of a Mexican with a big dick

He’s a Tejeda

by Djdgdisb145 February 18, 2022


Tejeda

Tejeda is the last name of a young retarded girl who was adopted at age two. Usually known by her cockhead nose. She is very bright

Ooohhh her cockhead nose she must be a Tejeda πŸ’€

by GUCCIIIYOURMOM123 December 17, 2017

1πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Pulling A Tejeda

1) The act of saying your are either going or on your way. Only to bail 45 minutes to an hour later with some random excuse.

2) The Act of telling your boys y'all need to go out and chill to be the one who bails after being the one to set it up.

Examples of Pulling a Tejeda
1) 5:00pm- Bro I'm on my way now wait for me.

5:01-5:59pm no responses to texts.
6:00pm-Bro sorry I can't make it something came up.

2) Monday- Brah we need to go grab some wings or beers on Thursday. Let get there early though like 8:30pm.

8:45 Day of- Brah can't go my (Fill in the space with son, wife, or random family) needs me. We been planned it.

by Pulling A Tejeda January 10, 2017


Tejeda MS

Filled with amazing rich kids. The best out of all middle schools. They might be bad sometimes but will always come on top out of all middle schools.

Wow they go tejeda ms..... they definitely look like champions

by The catcher of the truth February 27, 2019

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Tejeda Middle School

#1 target for school shootings in the country. Everyone that attends this school fits into 3 categories. The nerds, the fuck boys, and the wannabes. The only thing uglier than the school is the people who attend it. If you attend or have ever attended this school, god bless you.

Bruh, don’t you just fucking hate Tejeda Middle School.

by TexHillIsSuperior October 18, 2019

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Tejeda Middle School

A school full of poor socially awkward white hoes. The least annoying are the vsco thots. This school acts cool but they can’t win any sports games. They suck.

You go to Tejeda Middle School? Oh, I don’t associate with them.

by silly you__g00se November 7, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Tejeda

A retarded young girl who has a cockhead nose but was adopted at the age of 2.

Ooohhh Jocelyne is a cockhead Tejeda πŸ’€

by GUCCIIIYOURMOM123 December 17, 2017