Teleport

To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.

I teleported last night from the bar to the taco shop to my bed. I woke up not knowing how i arrived home, looked out the window and saw my car.

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Teleportion

When part of you but not all of you teleports.

Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.

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Teleport

The ability to jump nigh-instantaneously from one location to another.

A TB would be an example of something with the ability of teleportation.

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Teleport

The ability to spontaneously travel from place to place

This helps with:
Going to work
Going to school
Going to stores
Going to a friend’s house
Robbing banks
Avoiding plane trips

Get out of awkward situations

I just had to teleport away, it was getting too awkward

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teleportation

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

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Teleport

A place in the backwoods of Irving, Texas where there is a large train-track brige over a river. kids usually go there to either tag up the place or drink.

I was at Teleport the other day, and i left my tag everywhere.

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Teleported

When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.

"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"

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