Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

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tender sweet meat

Two cousins have sex and the outcome is a baby born without bones due to inbreeding. The baby is then either pan seared or deep fried. A delicacy in China.

Is there any food better than bacon? Only the rare Chinese delicacy of tender sweet meat comes to mind.

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Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

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Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!