terd baby

the spawn resulting from unprotected anal-sex. coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline back in the day.

Q: "can i get my girl pregnant from anal sex"
A: "have you ever heard of a terd baby?"
"Elton John Jr. is a terd baby for sure" - me

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terd baby

When a gay man, after being pounded in the ass, goes to take a shit and is unable to do it. He strugles really hard for a few hours and eventually shits out a premature baby.

"Todd just had a terd baby!"

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